Parents Don’t Let Your Kids Grow Up to be Trump

We all know that Donald Trump is the only one who tried to steal the election in 2020. It’s on tape. He called the Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger, and asked him to “find 11,780” votes to switch Georgia’s electoral votes from Biden to Trump. Raffensperger, a Republican and a Trump supporter, told Trump, “no, sir, there are no votes to find. Our vote count has been checked and rechecked. Biden won in Georgia.” This made Trump crazy mad and he has been obsessed with “proving” he really won the 2020 election.

If you believe Trump’s behavior is admirable or justifed for any reason then please teach your kids that if they are playing youth soccer or little league and their team loses, don’t leave the field. Yell at all the refs that they are cheating and lying. When you are forced to leave the field, continue crying and yelling that your team really won. Ask your dad to ask the score keepers to “find” you just enough additional points to make your team win. If the score keepers are discovered to also have kids on your team and support your team but still won’t cheat, never forgive them and investigate them when you have power years later. Tell your kids they should never move on to focus on their new games, they should bring up the lost game at every opportunity and claim they won for the rest of their lives. Tell your kid that whoever tries to reason with your kid and explain that there is no evidence to support their claim their team was cheated years ago should lose their jobs and be ruined. And don’t forget to teach your kids for the rest of their lives if they are ever blamed for anything that goes wrong on their watch, blame that team that beat them no matter how ridiculous they sound.

That’s how you teach your kids to be like your hero, Donald Trump.


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